laughlikealoononloontablets: This is a dish called Odori-Don. It has a dead squid on top that “dances” when Soy Sauce is poured on it, activating its neurons. I’M TERRIFIED I’M GOING TO CRY HOW CAN YOU EAT THAT AFTER IT DANCES FOR YOU So…..Soy Sauce basically turns dead squids into zombies which will dance for your amusement…?
inannup: Don’t you think it’s interesting how when you and your significant other end things, you start hanging out with your friends again? And you start working out and trying to be healthy to get a bangin bod? And you just seem more focused in life? The thing is, these shouldn’t even have stopped in the first place. Relationships shouldn’t hinder you from keeping in contact with your...
Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be...– Steve Jobs (via inspiri)
I don't even know
How I seem to have lost the back lid to my cell phone. I’ll just have to keep the battery in place with some masking tape. Lol 2 year contracts suck donkey balls. It’s not my fault some douchebag was in the Christmas grinch spirit of holding people at gun point and jacking an entire family’s valuables. ……and THAT folks is why I refuse to go home home during...
anditslove: I work too hard and too damn much at a job that I don’t even really like, for pay that is far beneath what I am worth. What am I doing with my life??
Did i mention
I have a early 4 hour case with a 2 year old later today? How the HELL am I suppose to keep the attention of a 2 year old occupied for 5 minutes is what i ask myself before a case…but seriously…friggen 4 hour session?! This kid is going to hate my face… even more so since I have to work with him again the morning after…mwuahahahah T_T *i’m going to cry myself to...
gone for a few days… and i find out that i lost a few followers…. MAH BAD!! -___- geeezes
You know what pisses me off?
Rich old bitches in their fancy big ass car taking up the fucking entire room of an entrance to a gas station. Don’t fucking wave your wrinkly spotting aged hand at me to drive away. I’m driving into that gas station using THIS fucking entrance. I prefer to not damage my car again but will park my ass here blocking traffic so this fucking old queen of the world can drive out and die...
Still haven’t had access to the Internet at my apt. So I’ve had to make room for some time to use wifi at the nearest Starbucks. On the upside however, I get to finally have some bonding time with my roomies by chiding down on some wings at Buffalo Wild Wings!!
My apartment has been without Internet for the past 2-3 days. Soo I’m at mcdonald’s in-between cases getting lunch and taking advantage of the wifi. On the upside however, I got a free coke glass for upgrading my order to a large!! :) I hope the internet will work soon :/
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I usually have a morning case on Saturdays. It’s not that early, but Mr. Magical Unicorn wakes me up and makes me coffee even though he doesn’t have work himself. Today however, he mentioned that he didn’t have creamer and I politely declined because too strong of a coffee upsets my stomach if I don’t eat along with it. So I continued with getting ready for work. 10-15...
I'm beginning to realize
that i may not be ready for grad school just yet. I don’t have enough relevant work experiences to compensate for my low GPA nor have i gathered enough professional people to write a recommendation letter. Shiet…just what the hell have I been doing? T_T *don’t answer that, its rhetorical* -__-
I feel like
I’ve been spending time everywhere lately except spending time at home in my room, being the quiet little hermit on the computer or sleeping in my bed for insane hours a day that I miss being. Almost every person adult and children alike I interact with is sick, getting sick, or getting over being sick. I’m just like “get the fuck away from me….now..no seriously go...
I love ordering different combinations of coffee/mochas at Starbucks. Today’s combo: A Gingerbread Latte White Mocha <3
is dead to me at the moment. My body is seriously lacking caffeine and I’m just in no mood to tolerate any bullshit.
I'm a Grandmama!!
again! tee hee. My baby Little Eunice picked up a boy but unfortunately I’m busy with work and mentoring until 5. SUUUPPPER uber sad that I couldn’t go to see the festivities, but i’m sure I’ll smother my newest grandbaby and additions with love and fear tonight lol <3
Omfg if anybody who reads this and has serene L. or Christine w. number please please call them for me. I’m locked out of my apt T_T
Have I mentioned
How much I loathe waking up early in the mornings? If I get into the habit, my body then naturally wakes up at that time on it’s own. But my cases have been fluctuating in the mornings. It isn’t too bad however, since I spend a lot of time in Huntington Beach with Mr. Magical Unicorn. He likes to wake me up at 6ish before he leaves for work with fresh brewed coffee, stirred already...